Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is opening up about her ugly childhood, and the reason her mother likes to see her naked onscreen. Ummmmm, is her mom secretly Joe Simpson in drag?
Eva claims that she was such a homely little child that her sisters called her "the dark, ugly one." That doesn't have as much of a ring as "assgrille" or "mongface", but still, harsh words. The star continues, "It bothered me when I was little. People used to walk up to my mom and say, 'Your daughters are all so beautiful . . . and who is this?' as they then pointed at me." Burn!
Eva later grew up–and out–and discovered the joys of arts and crafts on the teen beauty pageant circuit, where she was taught how to employ push-up bras and double-stick tape to "come up with so many ways to create boobs".
Now 29, Eva says she's in the best shape of her life, and all the haters from her past can kiss her ass. Even her own mother is titillated by the fruit of her womb. "I love the womanly figure that my body's becoming. It's more than the young, tight body I used to have. My mom thinks it's great. She's like, 'I created that'." Ew.
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