Obligatory "slipping her the old light saber" joke here, please.
Lately we've brought you several stories in which Desperate Housewives's Eva Longoria waxed poetic on schtupping, her undergarments, macking on girls, and such and such. As it turns out, Eva walks the walk in addition to talking the talk and has been spotted getting it on with boys, boys, all types of boys, including N*SYNCer JC Chasez, San Antonio Spur Tony Parker, and actors Butch Klein and Sean Faris. Now that kooky maneater is in the process of devouring and then spitting out the half-digested remains of one Hayden Christensen, aka Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader. The two reportedly met at a premiere party held post-screening of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and, according to a couple of big-mouthed snitches in attendance, the two got good and canoodly before taking off to most likely consummate the flirtation (and Darth Vader always wears his helmet in bed. Wear a rubber, kids!).
One eyewitness blabbed, "She was hitting on Hayden, big time. They basically spent the whole night talking and caressing each other in a dark corner. They were trying to be discreet but there was security all around them. They left at about 3:30 A.M. I'm pretty sure they hooked up." Oh, puhleez. There are plenty of things two young, good-looking, wealthy actors could be doing after leaving a party at that hour. Like drugs! Or having a skee-ball tournament. Or gardening.
Eva Longoria's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
