If we didn't know any better, we'd think Eva Longoria was suffering from some sort of sexual inferiority complex, what with her near-constant dirty talk in interviews and all. Because it's like Rose Nylund said in a very special episode of the Golden Girls, re: Blanche: "Usually, the people who talk about sex the most are having it the least."
We've already heard about her underwear and the requisite lesbo encounter. Eva takes the next logical step and tells us all about reaching new heights of orgasmic glory in her old age: "I didn't have my first one until I was twenty-six. It was that recent. Before that it was like, 'I think I did . . .' But when I finally did have one, I was like, 'What's going on with my body? Oh, my God!!!!!" And in Rolling Stone, our fearless heroine pulls a Kim Cattrall and waxes poetic about the joys of O.G.s when one is all ripe and mature and junk: "I'm becoming more orgasmic with age. Which is awesome. I can't wait till I'm forty if it keeps increasing this way–watch out, world!" Yes, watch out world, here she comes. Ho ho! A delicious play on words! Score one for CelebNewsWire! Boo-yah! High five! Etcetera! Ow!
Eva Longoria's Nude Review at MrSkin.com. Feel it.
