The speculation is over! Rejoicing can commence! Children of all races, religions, and creeds can hold hands and dance under a rainbow raining sunflower petals! Because the new Bond girl has finally been named, and it’s a French chick named Eva Green. Add her to new James Bond Daniel Craig and we’ve got a movie full of people nobody knows. Oh, wait, scratch that. Eva Green was the chick in The Dreamers. Sorry, we didn’t recognize her with clothes on.
Eva, who’s the daughter of French film legend Marlene Jobert, will be playing Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale. You’re probably not going to see the new Bond movie and neither are we, but we’re not ones to pass up a chance to post pictures of a freakishly comely woman, so here goes nothin’.
