It's been a few hours since Eva Longoria has spoken publicly about ripping all the hairs out of her vulva or cramming vibrating phalluses into her cooze or branding her ladybusiness with the initials of her boyfriend, giant Tony Parker. We make no bones about our derision toward the pocket-sized primadonna, but when she starts blathering about having lezzie crushes on a bunch of famous broads, we're all rears! Or ears. Same thing.
Eva tells GQ magazine that three of her neighbors are Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes, and Jessica Simpson, and that the trio often come over for Tupperware parties or what have you.
"They've come over to my place loads of times. That's our crew. That's our gang. They're my crushes. I have intense love for these women."
Intense love in the panties? We hope she means intense love in the panties. Imagine this quartet together, sprawled out on Longoria's wall-to-wall, eating nacho cheese Quakes and discussing the pitfalls of fame. What else would they possibly have to talk about? We have no idea, but we prefer to imagine them decked out in maribou-trimmed lingerie, calling boys they like and hanging up, playing Dream Date, and having sexy pillow fights. Now if you'll excuse us, we must go sharpen up our pencils; we have a Penthouse Forum letter to write.
Eva Longoia's nude review is at MrSkin.com.
So's Alba's.
Jessica Simpson, too.
Eva Mendes is full-on NAKED there.
