It might look a little something like this.
If I were a very famous person, I would not have intercourse with anyone for fear that they would sell their story and/or ill-gotten pictures to the media. So basically my famous life would be just like my life now, only with story-selling. Precious witchlette Emma Watson is probably finding this out today, because an anonymous guy is shopping around a post-coital nude pic of her. And such is the peril of sex with Muggles. The shopper-arounder tells Deadspin:
I have a real photograph of Emma Watson topless. You can see her face and whole body, she has a skirt on but naked from waist up. I have a buddy at Brown who had sex with her and got a photo after the fact as she was getting dressed. He sent it to only a few of our close friends. I am selling it to a website, this is not in circulation I just got this last night. If you are interested please let me know ASAP. I have not emailed anyone else yet, I would like to sell it to you.
Well, that buddy of his sounds like a real prince. Dashing, really. I’ll bet he chivalrously offered to call her a car service to drive her home while he was using a secret camera to take pictures to send to his friends. “Emma, do you prefer a limo or a town car? And can you step into the light and look directly at this teddy bear’s nose, please?”
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My inner pervert and nice guy are at war over this post. Part of me wants to do whatever is neccessary to see this pics and the other part just feels sorry that she can’t trust anyone about her privacy.
Maybe I can just feel bad WHILE I whack off to post coital pics of her.
Will I find it on eBay and is there a reserve price?
But according to her reps she left Brown because she couldn’t get a date… Dman! Celebs are sluts!!! I wanna see that pic which will prove to be dissapointing and trite…
Deadspin!?! As in the sports blog!?! Is this related to Brett Favre’s penis?
You think Emma has Bret Farvre’s penis?
this is faker that Pam Andersons titties!