Elle RackPherson Strikes Again: Pics!

Check out some topless pictures of Elle MacPherson, in which she shows off the fact that, at age 42 and after hatching two children, she still looks better than 99.783% of the world's population.

Pics are here via Drunken Stepfather, and they beg the age old question: is it wrong to lust after a topless woman's bare sweaterbeets if she is flaunting them innocently while enjoying a day at the beach with her young children? Lest you start to feel like a disgusting, creepy perv, please note that she's in the presence of two older dudes. One is probably her husband, so who is the other guy? Kinky!

At any rate, how does a body look so flawless at an age when most people start resembling a large, greasy bowl full of Spudzô brand instant mashed potatoes? Oh, sure, some might say she was born with good genes, but we know all about her secret–Elle beheads lambs by the light of the full moon and guzzles the blood pumping from their still-beating hearts. It's pretty obvious, duh.

And if naked boobs aren't your bag, get this: according to imdb, Elle ran a mile in 4 minutes, 24 seconds. Beat that, chump!

More Elle, more naked at MrSkin.com.

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