Hey, are you a geek? Do you own the Battlestar Gallactica box set, complete with posable action figure? Can you recite at least the first twenty digits of pi? Then have we got something for you. Geek dream girl Eliza Dushku looking all sexy-like in Complex magazine. They’re nice pics and all, what with the teasing near-toplessness and the cleavage and whatnot, but there are a few buzzkills too. Like that pic in the blue bikini. The bikini’s sexy, but why is she posing for a beat-off pic on her nana’s lanai? It’s kind of creepy, actually. Not as creepy as the ode to Flashdance pic with the ’80s half-back ponytail and neon green bikini top. Either she responded to an ad she found on Craigslist for “models” or she’s in Whitney Houston’s bathroom.
Eliza with a Z—and a Bikini
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Why ask why? Just enjoy the glory that is Eliza and shut the Hell up!
Finally, a talented brunette who doesn’t overdo the tattoo coverage like Jolie or Fox. It’s only a matter of time before the other Buffy alums like Sarah or Alyson have to doff their tops for an “arty” role.