Paris Hilton hates her body. And apparently, the public hates it, too. They hate it so damn much that they crashed the servers at the Carl's Jr. website, what with their obsessive downloading of her half-naked, car-washing, burger-eating clip and all. Now that's hate! Mouth-wateringly beefy and cheesy hate.
Paris recently told Smash Hits magazine (Aside: OMG, Smash Hits is still around? Best magazine in 1987! Where else could you learn the lyrics to your favorite Echo and the Bunnymen song and keep up with the zany antics of Pepsi and Shirley?) about having to strip down for a movie role: "I had to undress for one scene. I was like, 'I don't like my body.'" Similarly, P-Hizzy was nervous while filming a scene for the recently released dog turd House of Wax because it was a night shoot. Guess the filmmakers didn't bust out the night vision camera to make her feel more at home?
In a vaguely related story, Paris's Carl's Jr. much-hyped burger spot finally appeared in living, foaming, megaphallic color and not only was it "2 Hott 4 TV", it proved to be "2 Hott 4 the internets" and the servers crashed and were down for four hours yesterday after eleventy billion hornballs logged on to watch Paris wash a Bentley with her keister. Good news for the seven pervs who haven't watched it 23 times already: it's back up and you can see it here.
Paris Hilton. Buck fricking naked. MrSkin.com.
