Listen, dudes, forget the musical mastery that is Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Screw that shit, man, that shit is wack. That shit is kid's stuff. That's in the past, and Limp Bizkit is going in a new direction. It's a Limp Bizkit for the 2K5. A mature Bizkit. A Bizkit that's been through the fire and come out on the other side a little wiser, a little older. Fred Durst has promised us that the new Limp Bizkit album is gonna be so raw and so "full of truth" that we're gonna have our assholes blown clean out, bro. Good thing we have asshole insurance.
I dunno, man, this sounds like it could be some next-level music, music that could bring an entire planet together. Like WYLD STALLYNS. The new Limp Bizkit album is called THE UNQUESTIONABLE TRUTH (PART 1). Fred "Touch My Balls and My Ass" Durst says that the platter is so laden with, uh, truth, that the world is gonna be alienated by the totally super major validity and factuality of it all.
"I love the truth," says Durst (OMG, we do too! LOL!). "That's what it's all about. No bells and whistles. No sugarcoating the truth. For some, it could be a bit too much to comprehend. Fuck 'em." Fucking us aside, we're just hoping that the album has some sort of kicky hit that spawns a nationwide dance craze called "The Reacharound". We dare to dream. And that's the truth.
