Zaftig Trimspa-gobbler Anna Nicole Smith is now blaming her stumbly, slurry "performance" at the American Music Awards on poor eyesight, not booze. Someone get Liza Minelli to an optometrist, stat!
Ye Olde Merry Widow, 36, appeared sloshed at Sunday's awards ceremony, mumbling and flubbing her lines after taking the podium to introduce Kanye West. Her lawyer/lackey/leech Howard K. Stern explained her erratic behavior thusly: "She couldn't really read the teleprompter because she has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she's fine. Anna did numerous other interviews afterwards where it's obvious that she's fine." She's fine, guys. Seriously, she's fine. Guys? She's fine.
Drunk or Myopic? You Be the Judge.
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