When a Hot Girl Comes Along, You Must Whip It

drew_barrymore_ellen_page_1Delightful Canadian Ellen Page can’t seem to escape lesbian rumors. People have been saying for years that Juno likes poon-o. But it looks like Ellen’s finally quashed this once and for all now that she’s starring in a movie called Whip It! about rollerderby and promoting it by posing for a picture (in Marie Claire) kissing Drew Barrymore. Learning about teamwork and sisterhood through wearing short leopard print shorts and rollerskates and full body girl-girl contact paired with frenching Gertie from E.T. I’m convinced. This girl is straighter than an emergency trip to an outhouse.

UPDATE: Now with even more derbytacular photos. And the following quote from Drew: “Ellen has such a beautiful body. She was in her frickin’ bra with an open jacket and hot-pink shorts, skating around the rink with red lips!” Get a room.

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WeirdArchives September 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Ah, the fun and thrill of a lesbian May/December romance. Kinda makes you all warm inside. (Okay, waiting for the obvious. Let’s get it over with.)

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Matt C September 13, 2009 at 8:08 am

Surprise, surprise, Drew is the partner on top (and Ellen is the submissive). I really don’t like her tats, though.

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Jessica September 13, 2009 at 11:37 am

It sounds to me in that last paragraph with what Drew said. It sounds like Drew needed to run to the little girls room to rub one out after seeing Ellen

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Gena September 14, 2009 at 11:45 am

Usually I am much more liberal than this.. but seeing Drew w/ Ellen and knowing the age difference kinda creeped me out! Aren’t you supposed to act like a “bi-chick” in your early 20′s to get attention?? Methinks Drew needs to check her drivers’ license.

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Bobby Weird September 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm

It’s odd because you usually don’t associate lesbianism with hiking trips and girls’ soccer.

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