The majority of men sexualize women who are skinny with big boobs, long blonde hair, pouty lips, and sun-kissed bronzed skin. This is the American ideal, and what fraternity brothers across this great nation aspire to have on their arms and in their beds. And women bleach their hair, get implants, and toast themselves in tanning beds to achieve this look. After the cut, we have Donatella Versace nude, which, according to the above assets, is the ideal woman. Click, and after the NSFW cut, eyeball nirvana to ignite your libido.
In 22,000 B.C. they carved the Venus of Willendorf. In 2010, we create the Donatella of Milan, carved out of rotting pumpkin and leftover Shauna Sand weave.
It might be too much beauty for one post, but Gary Coleman was arrested today, too. We wouldn’t want to run into this guy in a dark alley. Unless of course he was making delicious chocolates for Mr. Wonka or representing the Lollipop Guild.
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Can’t stop staring at this. Her implants look like the saggy bubble of skin after you pop a blister.
Popped blisters and boils have more support than those whateverthefuck sacks o’pus them things are. Almost ruins my wanting to watch DAWN OF THE DEAD again.
2much of something, I’m not sure what, except not enough taste?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It’s a goddamned zombie, people! Shoot it in the head, man! Shoot it! George Romero warns us about this shit like this. We’ve got to keep it in check or they’ll overrun our asses.
Donatella… both zombies and vampires avoid the sun… it looks like the rich corinthian leather upholstery you have covering your zombie funbags is a little loose around the gills!!!
I am BLIND… BLIND!!!
Shit, man, anyone who abuses leather like that deserves the death penalty. I’ve seen third degree burns with more sexual appeal. I’ve seen rotisserie chicken with more sexual appeal and I hate that stuff. (Being a chicken man, I prefer my bird to be cook just right.) Someone should’ve told that woman that she shouldn’t do any nude sunbathing or any sunbathing at all except with a three foot lead shield. If her lung cancer doesn’t kill her, the melanoma sure as fuck will. (Christ, I think the woman IS melanoma in that photo. A cancer that somehow gained sentience of itself and others…in which case, we should be very frigging worried about the state of the planet right now.)
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Are you serious?! That’s not Donatella Versace. That’s a cadaver some college kids have stolen and posed on the beach as a prank, right?
Either way, why would you show that to us on a Monday?!
It’s a PSA with gallows humor warning us of the dangers of not using a strong enough sunscreen, I think. Plus, it’s Monday and things should always kick off sick and quick to get the work week started right.
So, that’s what plastic looks like when it melts!
She looks like a crazy cat-lady I know.
So now I know what the cat-lady would look like naked.
Thanks CNW! Always enriching my life in little ways like this…
jesus fucking christ. that is the most terrifying, hideous thing i have ever seen, including car accidents and pictures of war atrocities.
…I kinda like it.
Relax! Relax! Those pics aren’t real. Those are just stills from, “There’s Something About Mary.”
Are you sure that’s not Marilyn Manson?
She looks like Klaus Kinski after he’s been dead for 10 years, but less do-able.
gary coleman totally looks like yoda
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She needs a good dose of my cum in her honey pot…..And then what I have left can go all over those nice boobs for her to rub in and moisturised.
Good God – you actually want to get near her… “honeypot”?!?
Do you also have a pinup of the Crypt Keeper?