Awkward English hobbit and Canadian Jesus freak with brutal abs meet on set of Hawaiian plane crash show, fall in love, dry hump on beach. Only in Hollywood.
Please let that tattoo say "You all everybody."
Dominic Monaghan tests lover Evangeline Lilly's body-fat percentage with his mouth:
Secreting yourselves away behind a piece of driftwood! Ingenious move, you wily little shits! No one will spot your surreptitious makeout session now!
Except the dude in the Jams.
Who can't hold back from expressing his utter distaste at the sight of the hottest lady on TV grinding on a Monchichi.
The rest of the series can be viewed at Egotastic!
And there's more Evie at MrSkin.com.
