We know we've been a little heavy on the Kate Moss-Pete Doherty news this week. But we can't help it! Their romance is like nacho cheese Bugles. We know it's bad for us, but we can't stay away.
Moss dumped the Libertines/Babyshambles singer via text message, as you may recall from, well, yesterday, and poor Pete is so heartbroken that he claims he'll do anything to win back the waif. Even give up crack, you ask? Yes! Even give up crack. He says, "I'll do anything to stay with Kate. I'll give up the drugs. She's the woman I want to marry." (Please keep in mind that their romance is over . . . after less than two weeks.) "I think the problem was that she was getting a lot of pressure from her family. I went out for Sunday lunch with them and ever since they've nicknamed me The Crackhead." Ho ho!
In other news, Pete's ex-girlfriend, Katie Lewis, has a few words of warning for Moss: "They are a match made in hell. He's evil and twisted, and the only thing he wants her for is her money. People will hate me, I'll be blamed for splitting them up. [I] trusted him, and he killed me." Ghostly!
