Do You Really Want To Hump Me? Or: Coca Coca Coca Coca Coca Chameleon

Sometimes we disregard the gossip that all the kids are talking about, usually because weíre lazy or too busy thinking about the contents of some celebrityís womb or weíve been distracted by something shiny. And, frankly, we just werenít that surprised when we heard about Boy George being busted for cocaine. Now that a male prostitute has entered the picture weíre still not surprised, but we are laughing.

Boy George was recently arrested for possession after calling the cops to his home and being discovered with mountains of fluffy white stuff. It has now been revealed that the reason he summoned the men in blue was because a male hustler was trying to rob him. Weíre guessing thatís not how the Boy was hoping to get fucked that night. Once the cops showed up George never mentioned the prostitute, and when the thirteen bags of booger sugar were discovered Boy swore they didnít belong to him. Georgeís lawyer said, "Boy George doesn't know where the drugs are from. He's a very social person. He has a lot of people over to his apartment." Good move, Mr. Lawyer Guy. Now youíve got us thinking about the many, many male prostitutes who flit in and out of Boy Georgeís apartment on an hourly basis. Surely the blow must belong to one of them. But weíre just not buying it. Unless you can convince us that one of the people frequenting Boy Georgeís apartment is Kate Moss, weíre gonna believe heís a big pixie-dust-loving fairy.

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