Back in January, Orlando Bloom treated his former ladyfriend Kate Bosworth to a $760 meal . . . and still hasn't paid for it. We find this story hard to believe–there is no way Kate Bosworth could rack up such a staggering restaurant bill. She only ingests iceberg lettuce in a water sauce.
Orlando and Kate dined . . . well, Orlando dined at Casaro Amarelo restaurant in Rio de Janeiro back in January. Unfortunately, the head elf's credit card was declined (guess Troy wasn't the cash cow he'd hoped). The restaurant's owner, Fe Behling, told Bloom he could pony up the cash later, and–surprise–she's still waiting for that fabled check to come in the mail. "He told us he didn't have a personal email account and so took our address. And although we're sure it's a complete misunderstanding and know he's very busy, we've yet to hear from him," she said. Yes, yes, that's just what Mr. Bloom wants you to think. He bats his pretty little lashes at you, a grin breaks across his sexless, unthreateningly handsome face, and you're conned out of 760 clams. And then your restaurant goes under and you're unemployed and living on the streets eating old shoes and drinking out of puddles and then you get scurvy. Orlando Bloom, you bastard.
Dine N' Dash With Orlando Bloom
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