Have you seen The Letter? You know, The Letter in which a man who pays the bills called Lindsay Lohan "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional"? No? Take a moment out of your busy morning of sneaking to the bathroom for a speedball and booking your boss's afternoon hooker quickie to peruse The Letter. There. Now wasn't that fun? Apparently Dina Lohan didn't think so. That hag's no fun.
Lindsay was too busy this weekend hanging out in Vegas sporting a bikini to pay any mind to her reprimanding, so she got her mommy to do it for her. She told Access Hollywood:
I feel when you are 19 it is way out of lineÖ Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl.
Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, "Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint." She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe.
I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my childÖI don't feel it should be aired out and everyone should know. It's personal.
Lindsay gets to work late, OKÖ She's a human being. There was one day when she was late and they worked the schedule around her. Garry (Marshall, the film's director), Jane (Fonda, her co-star), everybody loves her.
As far as Lindsay's health is concerned, she's fine and she is back on set…. She will win an Academy Award for this pictureÖ Justice!
As concerned as Dina seems to be about her child, you'd think that she would have noticed that Lindsay turned twenty a couple weeks ago. And if Dina thinks Lindsay is a shoo-in for an Oscar, she better watch her back. That little Dakota Fanning doesn't let a little thing like childhood get in her way. When's the last time Lindsay stepped up to the plate and did a rape scene? A little faux beej just isn't gonna cut it come Oscar time.
Lindsay. At MrSkin.com.
