The plot to the Lindsay Lohan rehab fisticuffs with former Betty Ford employee sickens, but at least she’s got her completely stable and responsible mom behind her.
According to TMZ:
Dina is lashing out at Dawn Holland, the former Betty Ford chemical dependency tech who told TMZ Dina was jawboning with Lindsay over the phone, instructing her to just say no to a breathalyzer test.
Dina says, when she was speaking with Lindsay, she was merely trying to comfort her after what the employee did to her. Lindsay claims Holland berated and grabbed her.
Dina adds, “I stand behind my daughter 100% … the whole thing with the woman is a little sketchy.”
Dina Lohan called someone sketchy. Pot, kettle, anyone? This is clearly time to invoke the “takes one to know one” clause.
This is one of those rare instances where parental approval might be more of a detriment than an asset given that Dina Lohan‘s support and ten bucks will get you a crack rock…and that’s about it.
Also, maybe the only way Lindsay will dry out is if she does it in a jail cell. Lord knows we’d love to see her hold her own on the cell block and emerge with a prison tat or too.
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once again, lock dina’s dumb ass in a room with her offspring and about a months supply of booze and drugs. the shit will sort itself out and we never have to hear from this stupid cooze again.
Why do I have the feeling Christmas at the Lohan household will not a good time?
Again with the one entry?
The previous/next topic link still work. They’re just above the comments section.
Lindsey just needs to go to jail for the 180 days and be over with it. The Betty Ford clinic is to lenient with there celebrities. Going out for coffee (when the can get it there) and or go shopping. Isn’t this suppose to be a rehab for people that have issues? Lindsey defiantly has an issue with drugs, alcohol, and a bad attitude. Jail will help with that, she gets mouthy in jail someone will kick her ass and nothing her degenerate parents (good roll models) can do.
agree, RARE AMERICANS HAVE INDEED HUMOR.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…….
bottom line betty ford and all the other upper scale rehabs are jokes. they are basically a pass for the rich and famous to get away with what the rest of society has to pay for.
we have become like the decadent romans. with the exception that murderers dont get sentenced to death, they get sentenced to forced vacation and then in about 7 years they are free to kill again
Well we feared it would happen… Dina Lohan has hogged ALL celebrity news… still we need to make a “reality show” for these fame whores that is really a HUGE practical joke… to see how far they would go to get famous…
It is sad when a mother cannot reasonably make an effort to control her very own life let alone the life of her own daughter. How long will it take before anyone realizes that Lindsay needs real professional help and also time to distance her from her own mother and father. It is obvious that Dina’s interest in her daughter is just for self promotion and nothing more. If she was really sincere than she would just keep family issues private and not leave it out for the media to talk about.