Heidi Klum and Seal are, next to Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek and that one time Bai Ling dated Nick Carter, our favorite celebrity couple of all time. They are funny, they make tons of cute babies, and they throw the most kickass Halloween parties ever. So it bums us out that Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld seems to have it out for Heidi. A few months ago, he fluttered his fan and said Heidi was a nobody in the world of high fashion. Easy for you to say, Anorexic Mozart! Now he's attacking Heidi's husband Seal, mocking his scars. According to Celebitchy, Lagerfeld said,
ìI am no dermatologist but I wouldnít want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.î
OK, fashion guy, we realize that we're in a recession and maybe people aren't buying $10,000 luggage tags like they used to, but Seal had a serious disease called discoid lupus erythematosus. It's a good thing Christopher Reeve is dead or Karl would be cramming sticks in his chair wheels and picking up a limp hand like, "Hey, Superman! Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourself? Hahahahaha!"
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He is what he eats.
So are you dickwad, so are you.
I don't get it.
It's an insult stupid.