Even thought she was rumored to be possibly throwing it to Zach Braff just last week, the word is that Jessica Biel is now maybe dating Derek Jeter. Sorry, but we're never going to be able to take anyone named JETER seriously. That's not the name of a virile sportsman. That is the name of a Saturday morning television show puppet who teaches you about cooperation and sharing.
TMZ.com reports exclusively:
Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, and now … Jessica Biel? Apparently, Derek Jeter has snagged yet another high-profile beauty: the Yankee captain and "The Illusionist" star Biel were spotted at Hollywood celeb-boite Hyde Tuesday night. They were "laughing and giggling together," according to Page Six, and Jeter massaged Biel's shoulders, say Rush & Molloy. The couple left the club together, though Jeter has also been spotted in New York the past week without Jessica.
Biel doesn't really fit into the Jeter mold of "multiethnic caramel-skinned ladies with blondish weaves", but she does fit into the every heterosexual man ever mold of "groin-singeingly gigantic ass", so there you go. Although "laughing and giggling" does not a relationship make. Which is a good thing, because nothing makes us laugh more than that Gallagher!
See the real Biel at MrSkin.com.
