Since she came to our attention (you know, by getting topless and making out with a chick in a pool), Denise Richards has tried a few of the sure roads to love: Find irrepressible playboy bad boy with drug and hooker habits, try to make him into a straight-laced family man who plays Scrabble and reads Jane Austen; make friends with a neighbor who has a hot (by someone's standards) husband, make her believe he is a piece of shit and she could do better, start humping the hell out of him. But, alas, neither of these worked out too well, so Denise has had to resort to the last hope of internet nerds the world over. According to Star (via Celebitchy):
Denise Richards is looking for a husband the old-fashioned way – by using a matchmaker! But the price of finding true love isnít cheap. Insiders tell Star that Denise, 36, could be paying up to $50,000 to find Mr. Right through an exclusive matchmaking agency.ìItís a very high-end service, and itís extremely private,î says the source. ìThey ask for as much as $50,000 for a two-year contract. They have thousands of clients and specialize in very wealthy executives. These men donít have time to hunt for a mate. Also, the type of women they are looking for – beautiful and successful – doesnít [sic] hang out at bars. They have to be found.î
The way Denise's luck has been going, she'll probably get matched up with Elizabeth Hurley impregnater and deserter Steve Bing (who, by the way, wrote the screenplay for Kangaroo Jack).
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