Denise Richards Battles Heather Locklear with Brutal Bikini Action

denise_richard_surf_1.jpgThe dance-off is a classic (not to mention very entertaining) concept. From West Side Story to Cameron Diaz in a club two months ago, the cabbage patch vs. the Soulja Boy will always be an endless fountain of fun. However, there is one thing that tops the dance-off every time, and that's the bikini-off! During the past 48 hours, we've borne witness to one of the most brutal battles ever committed to sand. Salt water was flying! The air was heady with Banana Boat! But who emerged the victor in the battle of bikini vs. bikini? There can be only one. You decide: Denise Richards or Heather Locklear?

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It's a tough call, until you realize they both porked Richie Sambora and thus both lose.


(Images via Egotastic! and Hollywood Tuna.)

Naked Denise is at MrSkin.com.

And of course, check out Heather while you're there.

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meh April 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm

THAT'S Heather Locklear without the makeup? Dayam! Denise wins hands down!

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mike April 26, 2008 at 12:22 am

What's that thing on Heather's belly? Did she have a tat lasered off?

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Nobody Special April 26, 2008 at 1:57 am

@ meh: I prefer younger girls but what's wrong with Heather Locklear in these pics? She looks quite a lot like Britney… about 5 years ago, lol!

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MJF April 26, 2008 at 2:36 am

Heather's had some pretty bad facial plastic surgery. She doesn't look human now. So sad.

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CB April 26, 2008 at 7:32 pm

At least Heather rocked a full bikini and not shorts. Heather by a nose.

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flashfryday April 27, 2008 at 9:29 pm

both girls are sluts

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kebby April 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm

That's some rough looking ringworm Heather has on her belly.

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elfiejane April 28, 2008 at 9:51 am

heather coz denise is a ho

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