All those set-up photo ops of Denise Richards grocery shopping with her kids and playing at the park and looking all, "I'm just a small-town girl, I didn't understand that cocaine use and hooker humping were bad qualities in a husband, I thought they were funny Hollywood words for baking cookies and giving massages" are going to go to waste. No one will believe her innocent-soccer-mom schtick once they learn she's just another cocksucker-calling, computer-throwing, granny-injuring Hollywood hothead. Just like all the rest of them.
Lainey Gossip brings us the story:
The River Rock Casino where Denise and Pam [Anderson] are shooting Blonde and Blonder ñ huge drama, a small village of witnesses, police are on site RIGHT NOW (6:30pm PST)!!!
A couple of photographers are taking photos from a balcony overlooking the concourse where Denise was getting ready for her scene. She sees them, she storms up the stairs, a heated exchange ensues, sheís overheard cussing at them, an eye and ear witness tells me he heard the word ìcocksuckerî, theyíre cussing back at herÖ and then!
And then!
She grabs one of their laptops and THROWS IT OVER THE BALCONY!!!
The laptop goes flying and it HITS AN OLDER LADY IN THE ARM!!!
This was observed by everyone on the set not to mention many, many casino patrons.
People even reports that the woman who was injured was in a wheelchair. But knowing that Denise thrives on photographic attention and is rumored to tip off paps as to her whereabouts on a regular basis, we were a bit confused by her outburst. Until we read a quote from Pamela Anderson concerning flatulence-related issues plaguing the set.
"My animatronics pet turtle is hysterical. He keeps farting all over set. I can't wait for this movie to come out in May. I may have to bring him on our press tour. Farts are always funny."
Yes, Pam farts are always funny (although we are confused by how they can come out of robots), but we're guessing that Denise doesn't share our juvenile humor. Perhaps too many years of Charlie Sheen catching her off guard with the "pull my finger" gag has put her on edge when it comes to the old cheek flappers. We're guessing that this photographer caught wind (har har) of Denise's aversion and sent a couple of gale force winds her way from the balcony, causing Denise to take out all her Charlie-related aggression on the snapper.
Use your computer for more productive things with pictures of Denise at MrSkin.com.
Or maybe Pam's your thing. She's there too.
