Like the fabled Gremlins of yore, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are multiplying. According to Star, Demi’s womb has accepted the spore of her pet boy Ashton, barely older than toddler-age himself. That lucky baby is gonna pop out with his father’s brain and his mother’s mechanically-engineered breasts. He’s already a star!
Star states that Demi learned of her impending hatching at a Beverly Hills clinic on March 4th. She is rumored to be about eight weeks pregnant, due sometime in October. The Ghost star was “completely stunned,” a friend told the mag. “She broke into this huge grin and you could tell she was absolutely thrilled . . . she absolutely couldn’t wait [to tell Kutcher]. And when she got him on the phone, she blurted, ‘Honey, I’m pregnant!’” Hmm, it should be pretty easy for Moore to figure out who snitched to Star–how would this “friend” know what happened at the clinic unless she was there with Demi?
The proud father was said to have told friends the joyous news during a meal at his restaurant, Geisha. “Halfway through the meal, he told us there was a baby on the way,” said a friend of Kutcher. Well now, that doesn’t tell us anything, does it? Ashton probably just meant that a baby would be joining them for appetizers and champagne, but had been held up in rush-hour gridlock.
