We heard reports earlier this week that recent divorce filer Heather Locklear was seen getting some deep tongue action from David Spade, but we shrugged it off in much the same way that we try to forget about that burning sensation when we pee–if we ignore it, maybe it will go away. It seemed to work when we heard Al Pacino was dating Rose McGowan. But this one has left us scratching our head. Heather Locklear is gorgeous. David Spade played Joe Dirt. We know she has a fetish for long stringy hair (see Lee, Tommy and Sambora, Richie), but it just doesn't make sense. Maybe all those years of extending her head to kiss much taller men has left her with severe neck strain and she was forced to find a mate closer to her own stature. Lucky for Heather Tom Cruise was already taken.
David Spade Defies Logic, Nabs Heather Locklear
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