This is one of our highest-paid, most-photographed, and (allegedly) most-talented actors? No, this is the guy who's sitting on a barstool at Hooters at 2:30 on a Wednesday afternoon and says to every passing waitress, "Hey, gorgeous, you have amazing breasts. I have a studio at home, you should come over some time and I'll photograph you. I could make you a star," and gets a pitcher of Coors Light dumped in his lap at least once a day. Wait! He's done it again. He had us thinking he liked pussy. He's a genius!
If you lean that way, Tom Cruise is at MaleStars.com.
Cruisin' for Cooze
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