We've made no secret of our love for the copy editor-free femalefirst.com and their delightfully droll headlines. We think today's gem "Did Russell Crowe‘s penis cancel his latest film ‘Eucalyptus’?” says it all, really.
The Gladiator Oscar-winner and disser of Clooney was set to star in the low-budget Australian flick Eucalyptus with old buddy Nicole Kidman. Three days before filming was to begin, production was abruptly halted. There has been plenty of speculation that the reason is that Crowe and Kidman are not getting along, but Crowe claims his weenis is to blame. "I was taken aback at the addition of a scene requiring me to expose my penis to the young Queen Elizabeth," he said, although producers told him that he could "maintain his dignity by using a prosthetic organ." After all, there's nothing more dignified than a rubber dick–just ask Tom Sizemore.
See Nicole Kidman at MrSkin.com
