First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown strapped on her crazyhat, picked up her peacock-feather quill, and wrote, "Garbblon narbblon quack quack squee," which in Courtney Love crazytalk means, "Ryan Adams is a stinky dickhole." Says our Jungian analyst, FemaleFirst:
Courtney Love wants to punch Ryan Adams.The former Hole singer would not hesitate to attack the 'New York, New York' singer if she ever met him in the street.
Courtney wrote on her MySpace blog: "People i would hit if i saw them: Ryan Adams (sic)."
The 44-year-old singer also lashes out at Ryan' new wife Mandy Moore – who married the alternative musician in March – in the confusing rant, saying she does not understand how Mandy can bear to be intimate with him.
She wrote: "Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch…i might as well go watch 'Hostelle' ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy (sic)."
This is not the first time Courtney has made disparaging remarks about Ryan on her blog.
Last year, she accused him of stealing $858,000 from her daughter Frances Bean – who was left the money when her father, Courtney's husband Nirvana star Kurt Cobain, committed suicide in 1994 – to make his 2003 album 'Rock n Roll'.
She wrote at the time: "does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? … as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every f***ing penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing.
"your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs and Hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabullous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES"S TRUST FUND (sic)."
This is a nice study in descent into madness. In Court's earlier missive, only one sic was necessary. But the more recent rant was pretty much one big, huge sic, especially the "word" thoufghg. It's kind of like watching Drew Barrymore's Little Edie go from free-spirited Baldwin humper to sleeping on a pile of dead cats and raccoons.
Oh, and Courtney found time recently to buy a new face! We guess all those people she's accused of raiding her coffers left a little something in the pile marked "ill-advised facial mutilations." (More pics of Courtney's new face available at Faded Youth.)
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