We all know that Heiress Paris would never sully her billion-dollar paws on any sort of physical labor, but it now appears that even schtupping is proving to be an insurmountable task to our skanky heroine.
In Rolling Stone's upcoming "People of the Year" issue, Paris offers up this revelation: "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."
See, what you don't know about 1 Night in Paris is that the Rick Salomon boffing and knob-gobbling was, in fact, the work of a team of CGI wizards. The original sex tape actually depicted Paris lolling with Rick on a bed, wearing sweatpants littered with Frito grease, tearing themselves away from The Littlest Groom and their Little Caesar's pizza just long enough for a half-hearted smooch or two. Hot!
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