Hard-drinking, crabs-riddled "bad boy" Colin Farrell is not just shitty onscreen, no sir! He's even shitty in hotel rooms! Every hotel room!
The star of the recently released turkey turd Alexander has confessed that he enjoys dropping a deuce in every hotel room he encounters.
Farrell gives too much information: "Me and my sister still get excited every time we go into a hotel. Every time there's a new room service menu I'm excited. The first things I do when I get into the hotel room is go in, have a shit, read the room service menu and think, 'What am I going to replace this with tonight?' For some reason, I have to christen every room as soon as I get into it."
Well, that's just great, Colin, but where does this "sister" come into play? Notice he slips her into the story but doesn't elaborate. Do he and his sister perch together on the john, playing a fecal game of "Battleship" and giggling with glee? Somewhere, Angelina Jolie and her brother are clinging to their "Grossest Celebrity Siblings" award with nervous, clammy hands . . .
