How Do Her Legs Not Collapse?

Here is a picture that Nicole Austin, aka Coco T, posted on Twitter recently. When your buns are this remarkable, why would you ever face front for a picture? Or for anything else, for that matter? Were that my butt, I’d wrap it in a Christmas sweater and pose mooning for my family portrait. Instead of shaking hands, I would present it when meeting new people. I’d have a picture of my ass on a driver’s license. Sure, I’d have some explaining to do if I ever got pulled over but I think the officer would understand once I flexed it or something.

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wim December 19, 2010 at 9:58 pm

Ice-T works as a screw jack on her.
…………..WITH LOVE!!

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Gena December 20, 2010 at 3:07 am

Does this ass make my ass look big?

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festie December 20, 2010 at 8:14 am

what is truly amazing about this photograph is that it is almost an exact replica of a certain fast food giants dispenser for it’s new line of “HERSHEY SQUIRTS” SHAKES.
COMING TO A PARTICIPATING LOCATION NEAR YOU! or a lonely crack alley?
get it, crack?!
ok so not my best but it is monday and its only been 36 hours since i left here.
why does 2 weeks at x-mas have to end after school?

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festie December 20, 2010 at 8:16 am

when the cottage cheese comes it will be an endless supply.

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Hugo December 20, 2010 at 10:16 am

Forget her legs–how does the building not collapse?

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Big Earl December 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm

At what point does a huge ass cease being attractive and turn into something unpleasant to look at? I think she’s almost over the line…

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