There is NOTHING happening today. NOTHING. So, like a mom giving her child a pot and wooden spoon to play with, we’re handing you some links to keep you entertained. Sorry. Don’t blame us, blame the boring celebrities.
ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna’s stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he claims he and Madge are just bros! Only Madge is saying that the new guy is just a trick to divert the media from her real romance with the Rod! Maybe they’ll french! OMG! (TMZ)
ï Pam Anderson has been named the face of Vivienne Westwood’s new ad campaign. And lord, we will all be in paign. (Yeeeah!)
ï Scarlett Johansson has new Cher hair (Chair?). (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Lily Allen wears a slutty sailor girl outfit with an E-Z access crotch hatch. (CelebWarship)
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Lutfi needs to get a real job instead of leaching off people and turning them into train wrecks for the sake of publicity.