CNW Junk Drawer: Welcome to the World, Liam Aaron McDermott

Donna Martin procreates! Donna Martin procreates!
Leonardo DiCaprio‘s bodyguards were arrested for roughing up the locals in Jerusalem. Hahaha. Leonardo DiCaprio has bodyguards. Plural.
Charlize Theron, a bikini, a baby, and puppies. Which of these things is the adorablest?
Don’t you dare keep Woody Harrelson from taking his wine to go, or you might find your teeth embedded in your larynx.
Don’t you dare block Lindsay Lohan’s way, or you might find yourself with Pirelli tracks on your dome.
Mischa Barton? Mischa Barfon.
Sienna Miller topless pictures from a few weeks ago: new, improved, high quality, more. The best part? She’s not donning her typical crapwear!
Diva baby? Child actors gone wild? Can’t control the Sprouse twins on the set of The Suite Life of Zach and Cody? Call SHILOH!