CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria’s Secret: Pores Exist

ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria’s Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)

ï Angelina Jolie says she’s “still just a punk kid with tattoos”. She went on to say, “Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl.” (Fatback)

ï Adriana Lima’s juggtacular bra commercials! (Cityrag)

ï Star says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. We say Star is pregnant with twin turds; i.e. full of shit. (Celebitchy)

ï Britney Spears is on the cover of Cosmo. (Bitten and Bound)

ï AnnaLynne McCord has 4 capital letters in her name. She also has a lesbian kiss. See video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï LIndsay Lohan gets dumped in favor of Denise Richards. Ow, that’s gotta smart. (Yeeeah!)

ï Amy Wino’s rodent-like spouse has been released from prison. It’s going to be a very cracky Christmas. (Hollywood Gossip)

ï Heidi Klum takes those old records off the shelf. And those shirts off her shelf. (Seriously OMG WTF)

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