CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett

• Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
• Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
• Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
• The actual video of Michael Jackson‘s hair catching on fire in 1984. Dude just keeps dancing! (Daily Stab)
• Annnnnnd here are some horrifying photos of MJ’s legs in 2002 with some sort of seeping wound. They say it’s from drug use, we think it looks like a bite from a brown recluse spider. Which is funny because MJ was a white recluse. Haw! (Celebitchy)
• Stop! Emmy time! Here’s the full list of nominees. (PopCrunch)
• Amy Winehouse is divorced! Farewell, Blake Fielder-Civil. Go hang out with Riley Giles, Stamos Nachos and Paris Latsis. (Allie Is Wired)
• Renee Zellweger set to hit the Ho-Hos for a third Bridget Jones movie. (Anything Hollywood)

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Tagged as: ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, awards shows, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, RenÈe Zellweger, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith