ï Lil' Kim's leaky-ass fake yams need stop in the pit to be oiled, lubed, and rotated.
ï Lindsay Lohan's Long Island ho buddies post pictures of the teen queen flipping the bird, boozing it up, hanging with Moss, making the international symbol for cunnilingus, and posing next to a bong and possibly a chopped-up coke line. Damn you again, MySpace!
ï Slightly older pictures, but Natalie Portman nippage is forever newsworthy, do you not agree?
ï Person you've never heard of likens Keira Knightley's torso to "two aspirins on an ironing board". We love the English! That almost beats Noel Gallagher's "Zorro on doughnuts" simile of yore. Almost.
ï Said aspirin are in talks to hawk warpaint for Chanel.
ï Does Tom Hanks make Fergie look more feminine, or is it the other way around?
ï Dreamgirls producers are terrified that Beyonce's ass will bust through costumes, Kool-Aid Man style. Ohhhh yeaaaaah!
