CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance

anne_hathaway_orange.jpgï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs “Fuck me.” Well, okay. (Mr Skin)

ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all “see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest.” (Anything Hollywood)

ï It’s been a while since we’ve eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

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CD 1982 December 10, 2008 at 8:09 pm

See my sweater? Theres no better than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat? 'twas my cat.
My evening wear – Vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered Rhino

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