CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf

ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)

ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great stoners that stone great together. (Lainey Gossip)

ï Perhaps they should head over to the radio station to tear into a box of Scooby Snacks with Ashlee Simpson. (Yeeeah!)

ï Mental wounds not healing. Life's a bitter shame. Julia Roberts is going off the rails on a crazy train.(Cityrag)

ï Hayden Panettiere's mom is "very proud" that her teenage daughter is moving in with 31-year-old Milo Ventimiglia. Awwww. (FemaleFirst)

ï Cruz Beckham, spawn of David and Posh Spice, is a SUPERSTAR. (Bitten and Bound)

ï Kevin Federline's gut threatens to Popozao out of his golf shirt. (Hollywood Backwash)

ï To Paris Hilton, "foreign-looking man with long gray beard" = the path to spiritual enlightenment. (Hollywood Grind)