ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, we guess. (Celebitchy)
ï 46-21-55. Kim Kardashian in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kate Moss switched lives with her nanny for a day. Which marks the first time Kate has seen her child since its birth. Awww. (Female First)
ï Jessica Alba humps a chair like her name was Nomi Malone. (Cityrag)
ï Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo via webcam. Haw, like we're supposed to believe Jessica Simpson knows how to turn a computer on? (peanut gallery: "Well, she sure know how to turn ME on! Ahahahaha!") (Holy Taco)
ï Sienna Miller's friends maintain that she did not wreck Balthazar Getty's marriage. She just stuck a knife in its already rotting corpse and twisted it around and then cut off its head is all. (CelebWarship)
ï Morgan Freeman and his wife split. We blame Sienna Miller. (Daily Stab)
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