CNW Junk Drawer: Special Evening Gown Edition
- Mariah Carey ensures that she will never receive a free Chanel dress ever again.
- Why, hello, M&Ms stuck in Jennifer Lopez’s dress. Nice to see you.
- Speaking of small round candies and boobs . . .
- Beyonce once jiggled her jelly so damn hard that her entire dress fell off. Guess she didn’t see that ragtag group of young men with oversized novelty magnets who sewed her garment with metal thread.
- Lindsay Lohan dresses up as Diane Keaton, Liza Minnelli, and Liz Taylor. Gay male plotzing TK.
- Tom Sizemore has been sent back to rehab. Also, the sun rose today.
- Ya can’t shine shit: MK and Ashley Olsen are all gussied up and shilling for Badgley Mischka. Funny how chimpanzees in $5,000 frocks are still chimpanzees.
- Poor Nikki Cox learns that when you agree to marry a professional guest star, you lose your livelihood. And your breasts.
- PETA activists threw flour on Paris Hilton as she entered a London fashion week party. They then battered and deep-fried her and enjoyed her with some honey BBQ dippin’ sauce. Just kidding, that’s not vegan.
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