ï Heath Ledger got squirted with water as a prank and took it really personally. What, are you gonna cry about it? Huh, little tiny baby Heathie? Gonna cry? Go on, cryyyyyy, baby! Cryyyyyy!
ï Piloh Shitt, for real this time:
Many, many more pictures of mom, dad, Zahara, new baby, and nursing bra here.
ï We're just a copper hair away from seeing the freckles pouring forth from Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch.
ï Speaking of Lindsay, she incurred the fiery wrath of Vogue editrix Anna Wintour at the CFDA Awards when she failed to get a hall pass to visit the potty. Six times. In two hours.
ï Elle MacPherson is still a foxy MacPerson.
ï Nicole Richie, mad with hunger, throws water all over some poor paparazzo. Maybe she mistook him for Heath Ledger?
ï Jessica Alba pulls a Teri Hatcher and trusses up her already buoyant, flawless blammos with tape. Son of a bitch.
ï Katherine Heigl wants to show off her Grey's Anatomy on a sex tape. We can say with utterly no sarcasm whatsoever that the idea is a wonderful one and should be carried out immediately, and with zest.
ï PIcking up freshly-laid, warm dog crap with a plastic bag makes Mariah's nipples hard.
ï Chris "alpha heterosexual male" Klein grows the beard that Topher Grace just shaved off.
