ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (Faded Youth)
ï Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin’ loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (CelebWarship)
ï Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (Celebridiot)
ï In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (D-listed)
ï Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (Cityrag)
ï Anne Hathway’s now-ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican’s financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (Daily Stab)
ï Katherine Heigl ditches the Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (Drunken Stepfather)
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