ï Tricia Helfer will be ponying up some Battlestar Galactitties in Playboy next month.
ï In the biggest horseshit story of the day, Jen Aniston supposedly partied with the K-Fed. We’re trying to picture Jennifer in cornrows and man-shants. Not bad.
ï Perhaps the reason Jen is slumming is because she caught wind of Angelina insinuating that she and Brad had boners for each other while the Pittistons were still involved?
ï Eternal Sunshine of the Thetanless Alpha Clear? Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m just I’m just Jenny from Teegeeack of the Intergalactic Federation?
ï Evel Knievel vs. Kanye West. Sadly, not a sneak peek of a new episode of Celebrity Boxing.
ï Adriana Lima and the Case of the Bikinified Virgin.
ï Take your key and unlock Jordan’s heart, and her vagina, conveniently located next door to one another.
ï Sylvester Stallotox takes the blame for starting that whole Richard Gere-assgerbil rumor. Guess we know who to point the finger at for that whole “Danny Wood semen stomach pump” thing.
