CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo

ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)

ï Can’t lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)

ï Pics from Britney Spears’s new video for “Womanizer”. Lots o’ wigs! (Pop on the Pop)

ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from attending her shows. Because Sarah Palin is a really huge fan of Breathless Mahoney and the video for “Justify My Love”. (Daily Stab)

ï Miley Cyrus makes out with Minnie Mouse. Because that’s just how she rolls, man. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï David Duchovny and his heat-seeking wang released back onto an unsuspecting pubic. Public. (IDLYITW)

ï Lauren Bacall calls Tom Cruise “vulgar”, “sick”, “ridiculous”, and “a maniac”. You forgot “short”, Betty. (Exposay)

ï Nick Nolte‘s house burned down, and NO, it wasn’t because he dropped a doob onto the bed, jerk. (PopCrunch)

ï Pete Doherty wants to perform in a rat-filled coffin. When asked for comment, rats said, “Ew, disgusting.” (NME)

ï A party at the Playboy Mansion inspires Anna Faris to greater heights of promiscuity. (Mr. Skin)

ï Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But not forgetting the nipple patches. Damn you, Kristen Bell. (Don’t Link This)

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