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ï Paris Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)

ï Mariah Carey’s smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)

ï A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year’s most inspiring celebrity plastic surgery. (Cityrag)

ï Bronx Mowgli Wentz revealed. Where’s his loincloth and dutch boy bob? (Hollywire)

ï Janine Lindemulder gets six months in the can. We hope she will use the experience for a women in prison porn. (Celebitchy)

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