CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree

ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)

ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)

ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. (The Blemish)

ï Famous nipples met flash, and a beautiful friendship was borned unto us. (Cityrag)

ï Leelee Sobieski is packin' mad mammage. (Daily Stab)

ï Jessica Simpson navigates metal grate in stilettos. Hilarity ensues. (Egotastic!)

ï Eva Mendes shills for Campari. Up next, CelebNewsWire promotes Alize and Blue Nun! (Derek Hail)

ï Rihanna and Josh Hartnett are doin' it: their babies will be large of forehead and beady of eye. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Which is causing poor Shia the Beef to marinate himself in a nice vodka rub. (PopCrunch)

ï Rebecca De Mornay? No, Rebecca Dui Mornay. (TMZ)