CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting

ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï “Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber.” Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)

ï Jenna Jameson swears that she will “never spread her legs” for the porn industry again. She will spread Philadelphia’s whipped strawberry cream cheese, though. It’s the wonderfully spreadable, sweetly fruity topping with only 60 calories per serving! (IDLYITW)

ï Alessandra Ambrosio caught Pregnant, too. (The Blemish)

ï Zac Efron was rushed to the emergency room for an emergency highlighting. Those buttery chunks ain’t gonna streak themselves. (Derek Hail)

ï Lumps on Halle Berry’s torso: now there are three. (Daily Stab)

ï “Now that bulbs flashing more than ever/You can see under my dress, fellas. Ellas. Ellas. Ay. Ay.” (Cityrag)

ï Jennifer Garner may have been the original target of Tom’s Cruise missile of love. (Superficial)

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