CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants

shenae_grimes_no_pants.jpgï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)

ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)

ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing so. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Did Paula Abdul get her schnozz whacked?
(Cityrag)

ï Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey spice up their sex life with provocative dancing. Unfortunately, it’s Jim who’s sporting the unitard. (Evil Beet)

ï You should probably watch the premiere of The Beast tonight. If you don’t, Patrick Swayze will get sad and die. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Hey, it’s Nicollette Sheridan in her underdrawers. Wouldja lookit that. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were trapped under the same roof and it didn’t even end up in a bloody dance-off. (Holy Moly)

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Atticus Winston January 15, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Dude, weak. Patrick ripped throats out and danced like sex. Give him a props dab now and then.

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CNW Admin January 16, 2009 at 10:00 am

Oh, we didn't mean it in a mean way! We are legitimately crazy for Mr. Swayze!

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