CNW Junk Drawer: Hopelessly Devoted to Food

ï Britney might star in Grease on Broadway. Well, she's certainly got the "grease" part down. (Daily Stab)

ï Mischa Barton is refusing to promote her t.a.t.u. movie. Wonder why. (IDLYITW)

ï Thank God for Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson, for it keeps Michael Lohan in the news! (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson. Naked in a pool. (Egotastic!)

ï As Hilary Duff's veneers have shrunk, so has her rack inflated. It's magic! (Cityrag)

ï Mariah Carey dons her most Mimi-est of rags to kick off Japanese baseball season. Man, what a weird sentence. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Pamela Anderson returns to form with the best upskirt she can muster. (Taxi Driver)

ï Angelina and Brad let their children do whatever while they dunk their sleek, genetically superior forms nakedly into their pool. (The Blemish)

ï Naomi Campbell to trade glamour for the slammer. (Celebitchy)

ï Bill Murray's wife says he's a drunk and a stoner and a cheater and a beater. B-b-buh . . . but . . . he's the voice of Garfield! (PopCrunch)